Rom Dot Com: "You, Me & Tuscany," reviewed.

Regé-Jean Page and Halle Bailey spill the wine. (Universal)

Since la famiglia is both credulous and progressive to a credulity-straining degree, Anna’s big lie becomes a problem only once it turns out that Page’s Michael, whom she’s already met-cute, is Matteo’s adopted brother. How will she sustain the ruse of being promised to that narcoleptic Matteo when Michael is just standing there, usually with a bottle of his own wine, often without a shirt, fairly begging to be ridden like a Level airlines flight from JFK to Florence with a 6.5-hour layover in Barcelona? (This was the only New York-to-Italy itinerary I could find in Anna’s price range.) 

My Washington City Paper review of You, Me & Tuscany is here.