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Hail, Dehydration! On "Avengers: Endgame" and the Incredibly Expanding Blockbuster

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Hail, Dehydration! On "Avengers: Endgame" and the Incredibly Expanding Blockbuster

Chris Klimek

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Inspired by Avengers: Endgame, the 182-minute grand finale of the Marvel cinematic saga, I crunched some numbers and examined how blockbusters—especially ones not encumbered by Endgame's hefty narrative obligations, with so many characters and storylines to pay off—are expanding at a much faster rate than is the human lifespan. I am solely responsible for the math in the piece, and the jokes. You've been warned.