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Yo-Ho, Ho-Hum: <em>Pirates of the Caribbean — Dead Men Tell No Tales,</em> reviewed.

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Yo-Ho, Ho-Hum: Pirates of the Caribbean — Dead Men Tell No Tales, reviewed.

Chris Klimek

 Johnny Depp doesn't exactly strain himself in  Pirates  5, not that we'd want that. (Disney)

Johnny Depp doesn't exactly strain himself in Pirates 5, not that we'd want that. (Disney)

Sitting down to review the new Pirates of the Caribbean, I knew for a fact that I'd seen all four of the prior movies but I couldn't remember a thing about any of them, except that one had Keith Richards in it for a minute. I expect I'll forget this one, too, though I wouldn't be averse to catching it on a double or triple-bill on a nice summer night at the Bengies Drive-In.