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SWAGGER, NOT STYLE

The worldwide headquarters and hindquarters of freelance writer Chris Klimek

Dig, If You Will, the Picture

Chris Klimek

guitar1.jpg INT. - 1999 TOYOTA COROLLA - DAY

The two young loves roll merrily along, en route to meet his parents to celebrate his birthday. On the stereo is "Guitar," the stratospherically awesome first single from Prince's decent-but-unexceptional new album, Planet Earth. PRINCE: I love you, Baby. But not like I love my guitar! (Grabs guitar. Shreds, Edge-style.) MISS CROOKS: Are you trying to tell me something?

ME: I don't own a guitar.

MISS CROOKS: That just makes it worse.