The two young loves roll merrily along, en route to meet his parents to celebrate his birthday. On the stereo is "Guitar," the stratospherically awesome first single from Prince's decent-but-unexceptional new album, Planet Earth. PRINCE: I love you, Baby. But not like I love my guitar! (Grabs guitar. Shreds, Edge-style.) MISS CROOKS: Are you trying to tell me something?
ME: I don't own a guitar.
MISS CROOKS: That just makes it worse.