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SWAGGER, NOT STYLE

The worldwide headquarters and hindquarters of freelance writer Chris Klimek

Muddy Buddies!

Chris Klimek

jenny-and-chris-muddy-buddy.jpg Just back from Richmond for my second Muddy Buddy and my first since 2004. When my partner, the lovely Ms. Tracy Webb, had to drop out earlier this week, you didn't need to have seen more than one Meg Ryan movie to know that Miss Crooks's partner would bail, too, leaving the two of us to do the race together. We finished -- well, we weren't the last finishers in Heat 6 (coed, combined age 56-65). She's an actor and director, dammit; not an athlete. And I'm proud of her.

Pretty lame swag at the race this year compared to when I did it in San Dimas, CA in '04. Trail socks? Gee, thanks. But the race shirts were Under Armour's moisture-wicking mofos (TM) this time. It's nice to have a race shirt you can actually run in; when you sweat like I do, cotton doesn't cut it. You gotta get something for that hefty race registration fee, especially when the official race photo costs -- wait for it -- $49.99 for a freaking download.

I bought the 8"x10" print for "only" $23.98. I'll replace the low-res proof in this post with a scan when it arrives.

THE NEXT DAY . . .

Another photo arrives. I had been puzzled by the fact that the three different claim codes we were given all linked to the same shot.

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The mud-coat makes us look kind of like the cast of the nude MacBeth.

AND THE DAY AFTER THAT . . .

Miss Crooks finds this one in the Muddy Buddy Gallery.

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