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For the ambiguity-averse: Santa's Magickal Ho-Ho Bag track list

Chris Klimek

Those halls ain't gonna deck themselves, yuletide thrillseekers! May I recommend for your tree-trimming merriment this humble playlist; a mere suggestion for filling two sides of a Maxell XL II high-bias 90-minute cassette, you understand. Side A Ain't No Chimneys / Sharon Jones & The Dap-kings Presents for Christmas / Solomon Burke (1940-2010) WGBH Station Identification Go Power at Christmastime / James Brown Rock 'N' Roll Christmas (excerpt) / Cordell Jackson I Remember Everything / Keef Richards feat. Booker T. & The MGs Put the Lights on the Tree / Sufjan Stevens WHFS (actually WMMR) Greeting from / The Boss Blue Christmas / Bruce Springsteen with The Max Weinberg Seven Christmas in the Stars & a greeting from your host / C3P-O & The Droids feat. Chris Cloud Nine tablet / Bobby Sherman I Feel Merely Marvelous / Esquivel A Hot One / The Shadow Players Santa's Magical Bag / Charlotte Sanders A Supernatural Entity / Stephin Merritt Everything Is One Big Christmas Tree / The Magnetic Fields A Great Fall / Keef Richards feat. Booker T & The MGs Run, Run, Rudolph / Keef Richards You Say Today Is Christmas Day? / Keef Richards & Patrick Stewart feat. Esquivel I Wish It Was Christmas Today / Julian Casablancas Snowflakes and Frozen Lakes / Baby Pac-Man Be-Bop Santa Claus / Babs Gonzales

Side B Prologue: Christmas Isn't About Santa Rocking Disco Santa Claua / Sisterhood You're Going Down / James Murphy Oh, You (Christmas Blues) / LCD Soundsystem Another Lonely Christmas (excerpt) / Prince When You're Twenty-One / Carl Perkins Snow? / Yosemite Sam & Bugs Bunny Snow Man, Snow Man, Sweet Potato Nose / The J-Notes Black Christmas / The Emotions Santa's E-mail / The Muppets We Wish You a Merry Christmas / The Muppets feat. John Denver Mind Power (excerpt) / James Brown Santa Claus, Go Straight to the Ghetto / James Brown Santa, Fix My Toys for Christmas / Rodd & Judy Arms of Mary (Looking at a Baby) / The New Pornographers A Weird Little Christmas / Jack Blanchard Grandma's Homemade Christmas Card / Merle Haggard Christmas Ain't Christmas (Without the One You Love) / The O'Jays Hey, Guys! It's Christmastime! / Sufjan Stevens Christmas as I Knew It / Johnny Cash

Merry Christmas, everyone! Happy listening!